Texts with Eliza
“I just found a book in my grandparents’ library titled ‘how to make a Jewish film’. Jackpot.”
“HAVE YOU GOT MY VELVET JUICY TRACKSUIT YET???”
“I am not your big boy.”
“Hey if you want I could baptize your children one day?”
“Do you know where I could purchase some meat-scented perfume?”
“Look, if you have my balsamic vinegar just say so.”
“Do you want to build a Doodle Jump Arena with me?”
“DO YOU WANT TO BUY SEGWAYS???????????”
“Gah my frogs keep breeding uncontrollably! Life’s tough now that I’m a single mum.”
“What would you do if next time you saw me, I just casually had a monobrow?”
“LeRoy has the roman nose of my wildest dreams”.
